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4gottenmemories

Today, my mom asked me to look through old VHS tapes to throw away, I found one that said “Ashley’s kindergarten Play-’95″, I put the tape in, it begins to play, only to see “Days of our lives”, “Melrose Place”, and “ER”. My childhood memories are ranked lower than tv shows.

ugly

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There’s this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, “How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you’re so mean?” He responds, “I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you’re so ugly.” He’s 7.