Tag Archives: daughters

livay315

Today, my daughters school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said “well I was going to ask you, but they said only to ‘ask all of your BEAUTIFUL mommies.”

Crazy09

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me “don’t worry, it’s not yours.”