Tag Archives: humor
- I Saw This the Other Day and it Made Me LMAO
This video downloaded on my Tivo the other day and I thought I was going to laugh my ass off. I hesitated in sharing it with you at first due to the language. If you get offended by R language, don’t watch it. Otherwise, enjoy. @GetOutOfDebtGuy
- Heidi Montag Warns Consumers About Using Credit Cards for Plastic Surgery. Funny!
Here are a couple of videos to make you smile today, even though Heidi can’t. Bonus Funny Video @GetOutOfDebtGuy
- Exchanges Between Pilots and Control Towers
Being a pilot myself I found the recorded conversations between pilots and control towers to be hilarious and had to share it with you. @GetOutOfDebtGuy Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!” Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!” — Tower: [...]
- nothing
Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn’s pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing “Awwwwww” I wrote “Ewwwwww” by mistake.
- UGH
Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream.
- livay315
Today, my daughters school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said “well I was going to ask you, but they said only to ‘ask all of your BEAUTIFUL mommies.”
- Crazy09
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me “don’t worry, it’s not yours.”
- blizzard_of_77
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, “Your nuts!” She meant, “YOU’RE nuts.” I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence.
- StevieMe
Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph.
- bkeiya
Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I’d never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage.
- cdoyle
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As i put my hand in his boxers he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. .
- aeterne
Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor’s degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at.
- jerkgirl
Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said “let me do it, you’re going to burn me!”. I then burned two layers of skin off my ear.
- eeee
Today, I was walking slowly and awkwardly down the stairs on my crutches. After two steps, a screw fell out of the left crutch and it collapsed. I now have a broken arm from trying to protect my broken leg as I tumbled down two flights of stairs.
- 4gottenmemories
Today, my mom asked me to look through old VHS tapes to throw away, I found one that said “Ashley’s kindergarten Play-’95″, I put the tape in, it begins to play, only to see “Days of our lives”, “Melrose Place”, and “ER”. My childhood memories are ranked lower than tv shows.