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This video downloaded on my Tivo the other day and I thought I was going to laugh my ass off. I hesitated in sharing it with you at first due to the language. If you get offended by R language, don’t watch it. Otherwise, enjoy. @GetOutOfDebtGuy

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Here are a couple of videos to make you smile today, even though Heidi can’t. Bonus Funny Video @GetOutOfDebtGuyOther Related Articles to Readblizzard_of_77 bkeiya cdoyle aeterne jerkgirl Brastro I See Debt PeopleWere You Foreclosed on in 2009 or 2010? Get a Free Independent Foreclosure ReviewSpider Hating Debt Collector Won’t Accept Art for PaymentI Can’t Dig [...]

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Being a pilot myself I found the recorded conversations between pilots and control towers to be hilarious and had to share it with you. @GetOutOfDebtGuy Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!” Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!” — Tower: [...]

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Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake.

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Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream.

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Today, my daughters school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said "well I was going to ask you, but they said only to 'ask all of your BEAUTIFUL mommies."

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours."

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence.

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Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph.

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Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage.

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Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As i put my hand in his boxers he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. .

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Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at.

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Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear.

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Today, I was walking slowly and awkwardly down the stairs on my crutches. After two steps, a screw fell out of the left crutch and it collapsed. I now have a broken arm from trying to protect my broken leg as I tumbled down two flights of stairs.

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Today, my mom asked me to look through old VHS tapes to throw away, I found one that said "Ashley's kindergarten Play-'95", I put the tape in, it begins to play, only to see "Days of our lives", "Melrose Place", and "ER". My childhood memories are ranked lower than tv shows.

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Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG."

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Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight i noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly.

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Today, I got accepted to the North America Scholar Consortium as a Member of the Highest Honor, which I had applied for a few weeks ago. Happy to be able to add something good to my resume, I called my mom excitedly, and then Googled it to ascertain the level of prestige. Turns out it's a scam.

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Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me.

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Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of a ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. 'Shrek' was sitting beside me.

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So I was thinking the other day about how bad the economy is and it made me wonder what would a piggy bank today look like? Below is the T-shirt we came up from that random thought. It does makes me chuckle and I love to wear it now. I hope you enjoy wearing yours [...]

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I came up with this T-shirt idea and thought you might enjoy it as well. It made me chuckle so I’m hoping it puts a bit of a smile on your face as well. You can get one for yourself from Rumplefart. Steve Other Related Articles to ReadNone of that Sissy Stuff UGH blizzard_of_77 StevieMe [...]

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