Being a pilot myself I found the recorded conversations between pilots and control towers to be hilarious and had to share it with you.

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Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers

Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!”

Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!”

Tower: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.”

TWA 2341: “Center, we are at 35,000 feet.. How much noise can we make up here?”

Tower: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?”

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: “I’m f…ing bored!”

Ground Traffic Control: “Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!”

Unknown aircraft: “I said I was f….ing bored, not f…ing stupid!”

O’Hare Approach Control to a 747: “United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o’clock, three miles, Eastbound.”

United 329: “Approach, I’ve always wanted to say this…I’ve got the little Fokker in sight.”

A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked,”What was your last known position?”

Student: “When I was number one for takeoff.”

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.

San Jose Tower Noted: “American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able.. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport.”

A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich , overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): “Ground, what is our start clearance time?”

Ground (in English): “If you want an answer you must speak in English.”

Lufthansa (in English): “I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany . Why must I speak English?”

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): “Because you lost the bloody war!”

Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7″

Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way,after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway.”

Tower: “Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?”

Continental 635: “Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern. We’ve already notified our caterers.”

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, “What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?”

The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: “I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I’ll have enough parts for another one.”

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: ” Frankfurt , Speedbird 206! Clear of active runway.”

Ground: “Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.”

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: “Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?”

Speedbird 206: “Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now.”
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): “Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?”
Speedbird 206 (coolly): “Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark — and I didn’t land.”

While taxiing at London ‘s Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727..

An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: “US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it’s difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!”

Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: “God! Now you’ve screwed everything up! It’ll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don’t move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?”

“Yes, ma’am,” the humbled crew responded.

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking:

“Wasn’t I married to you once?”

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

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“Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn’s pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing “Awwwwww” I wrote “Ewwwwww” by mistake. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, my daughters school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said “well I was going to ask you, but they said only to ‘ask all of your BEAUTIFUL mommies.” “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me “don’t worry, it’s not yours.” “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, “Your nuts!” She meant, “YOU’RE nuts.” I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I’d never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As i put my hand in his boxers he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. .“

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor’s degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said “let me do it, you’re going to burn me!”. I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, I was walking slowly and awkwardly down the stairs on my crutches. After two steps, a screw fell out of the left crutch and it collapsed. I now have a broken arm from trying to protect my broken leg as I tumbled down two flights of stairs. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, my mom asked me to look through old VHS tapes to throw away, I found one that said “Ashley’s kindergarten Play-’95″, I put the tape in, it begins to play, only to see “Days of our lives”, “Melrose Place”, and “ER”. My childhood memories are ranked lower than tv shows. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote “OMG.” “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight i noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, I got accepted to the North America Scholar Consortium as a Member of the Highest Honor, which I had applied for a few weeks ago. Happy to be able to add something good to my resume, I called my mom excitedly, and then Googled it to ascertain the level of prestige. Turns out it’s a scam. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. “

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If you are feeling low and having a bad day, worried and stressed about your debt, then you might find a moment of humor out of reading the experience of the person below that had a worse day than you.

These real stories always make me shake my head and make me appreciate that while things might feel bad right now, they could always be worse.

Steve

“Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of a ugly girl surfing so I shouted out “I didn’t know Shrek could surf”. The room went very quiet. ‘Shrek’ was sitting beside me. “

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So I was thinking the other day about how bad the economy is and it made me wonder what would a piggy bank today look like?

Below is the T-shirt we came up from that random thought. It does makes me chuckle and I love to wear it now. I hope you enjoy wearing yours as much as I do

If you’d like one of your own, click here.

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I came up with this T-shirt idea and thought you might enjoy it as well. It made me chuckle so I’m hoping it puts a bit of a smile on your face as well.

You can get one for yourself from Rumplefart.

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