Tag Archives: humorous

None of that Sissy Stuff

This made me laugh. Enjoy. @GetOutOfDebtGuy Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON’T see cutesy little smiley faces here – Just the stone cold truth of our great [...]

UGH

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream.

StevieMe

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph.

cdoyle

Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As i put my hand in his boxers he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. .

DL06

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he’d never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn’t care what I looked like. I haven’t heard from him since.

jerkgirl

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said “let me do it, you’re going to burn me!”. I then burned two layers of skin off my ear.

schoolgrlstaci

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a feild sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test infront of all the students and parents. I blew. 06%.

aviators

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote “OMG.”

saltynutz20

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight i noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly.

GT716

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I’ve seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he’d be a great worker here when he gets older. He said “oh no, my Dad says I’m too smart to work in a place like this.”

Brastro

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of a ugly girl surfing so I shouted out “I didn’t know Shrek could surf”. The room went very quiet. ‘Shrek’ was sitting beside me.

The New Piggy Bank

So I was thinking the other day about how bad the economy is and it made me wonder what would a piggy bank today look like? Below is the T-shirt we came up from that random thought. It does makes me chuckle and I love to wear it now. I hope you enjoy wearing yours [...]

I See Debt People

I came up with this T-shirt idea and thought you might enjoy it as well. It made me chuckle so I’m hoping it puts a bit of a smile on your face as well. You can get one for yourself from Rumplefart. Steve