Tag Archives: laugh
- None of that Sissy Stuff
This made me laugh. Enjoy. @GetOutOfDebtGuy Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON’T see cutesy little smiley faces here – Just the stone cold truth of our great [...]
- NDEBT4LIFE
My daughter saw this interesting license plate and snapped a picture of it to share with you. Oh so true. “In Debt For Life” @GetOutOfDebtGuy
- Adolph Hitler Falls for Nigerian Inheritance Scam Email. Loses War.
Need a laugh? I think you’ll enjoy the video below. If you can see the video above click here. @GetOutOfDebtGuy
- nothing
Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn’s pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing “Awwwwww” I wrote “Ewwwwww” by mistake.
- UGH
Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream.
- livay315
Today, my daughters school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said “well I was going to ask you, but they said only to ‘ask all of your BEAUTIFUL mommies.”
- Crazy09
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me “don’t worry, it’s not yours.”
- blizzard_of_77
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, “Your nuts!” She meant, “YOU’RE nuts.” I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence.
- redmethod87
Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone my dog proceeded to defecate on her feet. She was wearing sandals.
- StevieMe
Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph.
- eeee
Today, I was walking slowly and awkwardly down the stairs on my crutches. After two steps, a screw fell out of the left crutch and it collapsed. I now have a broken arm from trying to protect my broken leg as I tumbled down two flights of stairs.
- 4gottenmemories
Today, my mom asked me to look through old VHS tapes to throw away, I found one that said “Ashley’s kindergarten Play-’95″, I put the tape in, it begins to play, only to see “Days of our lives”, “Melrose Place”, and “ER”. My childhood memories are ranked lower than tv shows.
- ugly
Today, I was volunteering at a school. There’s this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, “How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you’re so mean?” He responds, “I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you’re so ugly.” He’s 7.
- aviators
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote “OMG.”
- Help Fight Fraud – Just Because You Need to Laugh