Latest Posts
Home > Tag Archives: laughter

Tag Archives: laughter

nothing

justball-144x125

Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. Read More »

    UGH

    justball-144x125

    Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. Read More »

      Crazy09

      justball-144x125

      Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." Read More »

        redmethod87

        justball-144x125

        Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone my dog proceeded to defecate on her feet. She was wearing sandals. Read More »

          MarcusJones713

          justball-144x125

          Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. Read More »

            Anonymous

            justball-144x125

            Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes proceeded to blame the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. Read More »

              Tomtom

              justball-144x125

              Today, I was eating dinner. At a restaurant. Alone. At a table set for twelve. My family had stayed home to watch the replays of the football and didn't think to tell me. REPLAYS. They saw the LIVE GAME last week. I left after about an hour, and people applauded as I walked out. Read More »

                DL06

                justball-144x125

                Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. Read More »

                  thatwasmiz

                  justball-144x125

                  Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been and always will be a woman, asshole." Read More »

                    aeterne

                    justball-144x125

                    Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. Read More »

                      jessica238

                      justball-144x125

                      Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. Read More »

                        jerkgirl

                        justball-144x125

                        Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. Read More »

                          Brastro

                          justball-144x125

                          Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of a ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. 'Shrek' was sitting beside me. Read More »

                            Get My FREE Get Out of Debt Guy Newsletter

                            It is the smart thing to do.

                            I promise to keep your email safe and secure.

                            Close

                            I want to keep you posted each weekday with just one email about the latest get out of debt news, scam alerts and information to beat back debt.

                            You can unsubscribe at any time with just one click.

                            After you subscribe, check your email to confirm your subscription. If the confirmation email does not appear in your inbox in a few minutes, check your spam folder for it. Sometimes it likes to annoyingly hide there.


                            • It will keep you posted on the latest scams.
                            • You will be alerted to the latest articles.
                            • You will wind up smarter than everyone else dealing with debt.