Tag Archives: screw-fell

eeee

Today, I was walking slowly and awkwardly down the stairs on my crutches. After two steps, a screw fell out of the left crutch and it collapsed. I now have a broken arm from trying to protect my broken leg as I tumbled down two flights of stairs.

4gottenmemories

Today, my mom asked me to look through old VHS tapes to throw away, I found one that said “Ashley’s kindergarten Play-’95″, I put the tape in, it begins to play, only to see “Days of our lives”, “Melrose Place”, and “ER”. My childhood memories are ranked lower than tv shows.

ugly

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There’s this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, “How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you’re so mean?” He responds, “I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you’re so ugly.” He’s 7.

phreshrice

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I need to “grow up”. He is the one who plays excesive Call of Duty and still has Pokemon and Bionicles in his room.