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http://twitpic.com/qr59y Wearing my t-shirt I got last night at Paula Deen’s resturant as I head south towards Orlando.

getoutofdebtguy: Wearing my t-shirt I got last night at Paula Deen’s resturant as I head south towards Orlando.

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Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was “trying to steal” by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly.

UGH

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream.