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phreshrice

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I need to “grow up”. He is the one who plays excesive Call of Duty and still has Pokemon and Bionicles in his room.

American Express Customers: Don’t Try This At Home

I hate writing these kinds of stories. On the one hand, it will help those who are currently doing — or thinking about doing — what I am about to write about. On the other hand, there will be some readers who will now go out and do exactly what I am trying to dissuade them from doing. That said, I can’t control what my readers do. They’ll do what they’re going to do. Here’s the deal. A