Shit Law Jobs – Debt Settlement Attorney & Loan Modification Attorney

I never knew this site existed ShitLawJobs.com. Funny. A reader and tipster (send in your tips here) wanted me to see the recent job posting for debt settlement attorneys.

Enjoy.

Debt settlement attorney job in Sacramento
We are a small finance firm in Highland Park that purchases packages of charge-off debt, looking to hire an attorney to file cases for suit against the debtors of these charge-off loans/leases. In this case, the area is in Sacramento County – Sacramento and North Highlands, specifically. We will pay $250.00 per case, which is to include the filing, service, and first court appearance, and we will cover all court costs and service fees, including the filing fees.

Really, the debt settlement company wants to sue the debtors? I think they got the title screwed up on that ad.

North Carolina mortgage modification attorney job
California based law firm seeks North Carolina attorney to assist in the review of loan modification files.

Location: work from home at attorney’s own schedule.

No experience necessary, but working knowledge of loan modifications is a plus.

This is a contract job.

Compensation: $100 per file reviewed.

Responsibilities: ONLY has to review and sign off on suitable files. NOT responsible for communicating with lenders.

Being licensed in multiple states is a plus.

Oh man, the North Carolina Attorney General is going to want to hear about that one. It’s a shill job to act as a front for the CA company. You’ve got to love there is no experience necessary and no client interaction.

Brooklyn based Debt settlement Co seeks Attorney. Our firm deals in Mortgage Modifications, Short Sales and Credit Card debt settlements. We have both full time and part time positions.

Please feel free to contact me:
Kenneth Koppel
Madison Consulting Partners
212-380-8390
Ext 205
we are located near Brooklyn College

Candidates should have the following…

Skills & Experience:
• MS Office skills, excel, Word,
• Excellent verbal communication skills for relating and rapport building with the general public, vendors and participants in company programs, courses and services
• Collaborate as a team player both initiating ideas and completing assigned activities

Qualifications & Requirements:
-Knowledge of all Microsoft Office programs (Outlook, Word, Excel, Etc.)
-Maintain Confidentiality
-Professional appearance and attitude
-Excellent time management skills with the ability to plan, prioritize, and complete multiple projects within a deadline
-Flexibility and eagerness to take on new tasks as they arise
-Ability to work independently
-Effective verbal and written communication skills
-Must be punctual, reliable, friendly, energetic, organized, detail oriented and pro-active
-Strong interpersonal skills a must for dealing with all levels of staff, and a diverse client base.
-Ability to keep an upbeat, positive attitude, and a sense of humor in a fast paced, high pressure situation

Compensation $25k Annually

Seriously? You can going to put your law license on the line for $25K?

Attorneys wanted to wait tables in Manhattan
Lots of readers wondered whether this was flame. Sadly, it might be believable, if they just solicited law school grads.

Are you a recent law or med school graduate unable to find work in your field? Earn excellent pay in the exciting and rewarding food and beverage industry! Busy West Village landmark restaurant seeks recent grads to fill restaurant server, bartender and manager positions. We are looking for highly educated, confidant and personable applicants who possess the following skills and traits: Excellent communications skills, impeccable manners, fastidious personal grooming habits, ability to remain calm and poised in a high pressure, fast-paced work environment, detail oriented with quick learning retention capabilities, easy rapport with co-workers and customers, respectful attitude, punctuality and that certain something that sets you apart from everyone else.

We are a popular, established casual dining establishment located in the West Village/Meatpacking District. Our service personnel earn excellent pay and work in a fun, high-energy environment. Hours are flexible. Even if you have no prior restaurant experience, as long as you are energetic and eager- we will train. We are hiring immediately so reply at once! Please submit the following for consideration:

Education History
Resume
Current Photograph
Contact telephone number(s) and email address(es)
Job Scheduling Conflicts
Date of first availability to work
Any special skills or talents you possess
(Optional) Restaurant work history/knowledge of Digital Dining POS/fluency in Spanish

Put that law degree to work while you wait to apply for the above jobs.

Sincerly,


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