Debt Relief Industry

You Might Be a Loopholer….

Damon Day and I were talking yesterday and Damon was pondering what Jeff Foxworthy would say about TSR loopholers if he changed his routine from, You Might Be a Redneck…”

We started tossing suggestions back and forth on the phone and Damon even wrote this post about it. If anyone has any additional suggestions, leave them as comments over on Damon’s post.

Here are some of the suggestions we had on the phone.

You Might Be a Loopholer”

  1. If your sales presentation is often interrupted by some guy shouting “grande, light moca frap, no whip”… You might be a Loopholer!
  2. If you are busy making tin can and string setups for the call center to avoid the TSR… You might be a Loopholer!
  3. If you are busy learning a new foreign language and getting inoculated to visit your new office… You might be a Loopholer!
  4. If you offer a free debt settlement service with the purchase of every $5,000 dollar E-Book… You might be a Loopholer!
  5. If a strange attorney’s name suddenly showed up on your company letterhead… You might be a Loopholer!
  6. If at your last company meeting you were pitched on the benefits of living abroad… You might be a Loopholer!
  7. If you are now using carrier pigeons as the only means to communicate with potential clients… You might be a Loopholer!
  8. If you know by heart the location of every Starbucks and Panera Bread in town to meet with clients…You might be a Loopholer!


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14 Comments

  • If smelling nice will help you land a new client … you might be a loopholer

    If your sales training includes self-defense .. you might be a loopholer

    If you have ever sold yourself an extended auto-warranty because your concerned about increased wear-and-tear .. all indications point towards loopholer!

    I shouldn’t laugh, we have people in and out of our office every day, it doesn’t mean we rip them off though.

  • If smelling nice will help you land a new client … you might be a loopholer

    If your sales training includes self-defense .. you might be a loopholer

    If you have ever sold yourself an extended auto-warranty because your concerned about increased wear-and-tear .. all indications point towards loopholer!

    I shouldn’t laugh, we have people in and out of our office every day, it doesn’t mean we rip them off though.

  • If you find yourself putting daily ads in the gigs section on Craigslist: “Wanted – teenagers ok, $100 for 15 minutes, easy work, job entails driving to elderly peoples homes to pickup contracts. When elderly couple asks why they cant fax the contract tell them the FTC requires a face to face meeting. Please include resume in reply.”

  • If you find yourself putting daily ads in the gigs section on Craigslist: “Wanted – teenagers ok, $100 for 15 minutes, easy work, job entails driving to elderly peoples homes to pickup contracts. When elderly couple asks why they cant fax the contract tell them the FTC requires a face to face meeting. Please include resume in reply.”

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