Oh God, Oh Jesus, Oh Allah, Oh Mohammed, Please Help Me Get Out of Debt.

Often people come to me in search of solutions after long periods of desperation and prayer. They search and search for answers and turn to their higher power looking for answers.

But I think they often overlook one important point, in their search for solutions and help they’ve been brought here for a reason.

The situation reminds me of an old joke

There was an old man sitting on his porch watching the rain fall. Pretty soon the water was coming over the porch and into the house.

The old man was still sitting there when a rescue boat came and the people on board said, “You can’t stay here you have to come with us.”

The old man replied, “No, God will save me.” So the boat left. A little while later the water was up to the second floor, and another rescue boat came, and again told the old man he had to come with them.

The old man again replied, “God will save me.” So the boat left him again.

An hour later the water was up to the roof and a third rescue boat approached the old man, and tried to get him to come with them.

Again the old man refused to leave stating that, “God will grant a miracle & save him.” So the boat left him again.

Soon after, the man drowns and goes to heaven, and when he sees God he asks him, “Why didn’t you save me? I thought you would grand me a miracle and you have let me down.”

God replied, “I don’t know what you’re complaining about. I sent three boats!”

So I humbly ask you to consider that in your plight and struggle to deal with your debt, your God has not forsaken you. Maybe you’ve been lead here to this site, to me, so I can help you. All you have to do is ask me your question and I’ll gladly help you for free.

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Honestly, I’m not being egotistical here. I don’t consider myself the bearer of divine knowledge, I’m just a guy that can help and here you are, looking for help.

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